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LOST IN THE SHUFFLE: deadly birds, succulent swine and a heaping helping of high fructose corn syrup

Barack Obama, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney and the election of a president.  John Bryson, Tim Geithner and the state of the national economy.  John Roberts, Ruth Ginsburg and civil rights and liberties.  Tim Tebow, Jeremy Lin and the continued fascination with athletic drama.

Yeah… I’m starting to realize that the issues described in this blog will always take a backseat to the mainstream media’s coverage of more important and pressing subjects.  It happens.  I get it.  But what the heck – consider this posting an update on a few newsy issues may somehow become lost in the shuffle of the daily cycle.

Earlier this month, we posted an article that described a few strange facts about the surprisingly relationship between candy and a handful of professional athletes.  The article also discussed a new nutritional initiative by Mars, Inc., to reduce the caloric value of its candy to less than 250 calories per serving.

That’s a good thing, right?  Not so fast.  WebMD is carrying a user-created blog that is skeptical of Mars’ commitment, and its author explains that the entire initiative may well be illusory.  The specific wording of the company’s strategy suggests that Mars may well be able to implement this healthy plan without making any substantive changes to its marketing or its products – simply by changing the serving size reflected within the nutritional label of its products.  Definitely a good read.

You may not recall a previous article about a growing cult-like fractionation with bacon, but your arteries certainly can’t forget the surreal recipe for the Bacon Explosion, greasy goodness of the Bacon Pie, and the sandwich that may have killed Elvis Presley.  It’s once again time to celebrate the gut-busting glory of BaconMania.  ‘tis the season, and all that stuff.

Last weekend, the Iowa State Fair hosted the Fifth Annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Festival, subtitled BACONPOCALYPSE NOW: I love the smell of bacon in the morning.  The “Iowa Bacon Board” and the “Bacon Ambassadors” welcomed a sold-out crowd of 4,400 attendees, who were provided with the opportunity to taste bacon, watch a film about bacon, listen to songs about bacon and hear a couple of folks pontificate about bacon as part of the “Bacon Lecture Series.”  Did you hear that, PETA?  Sounds like a challenge.

Do you remember when Michael Stipe and REM sang a little song that told us that it was the end of the world as we know it, but they felt fine?  Do you remember a handful of recent articles that described a new man-made version of the H5N1 avian flu that may be capable of creating a pandemic that could result in the deaths of tens or hundreds of millions of people?  Well, Michael Stipe, REM and infected birds have a heck of a lot in common.

I won’t spend too much time exploring the details – you can read the previous articles here, here and here if you’re interested in learning about a somewhat tongue-in-cheek possibility of the end of the world.  Last week, however, attendees at a closed-door summit called by the World Health Organization announced a surprisingly and unexpected agreement to publish details of the research.  The agreement constituted a sharp rejection of the official position of our country and did little to alleviate concerns that the publication of the details could serve as a blueprint for terrorist groups and hostile countries to develop a biological weapon capable of killing millions of innocent people.

Around the same time, the price of remote land deep in the heart of Montana skyrocketed.

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