THE MAN WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO: courageous man stumbles upon an artsy alternative to Viagra

I’ve already posted a handful of cautionary tales that involve suspect medical procedures.  For example, we’ve recently explored the perils associated with phony doctors who smoke cigars while performing liposuction, the dangers of hiring a stranger to inject cement into the buttocks and unfortunate complications that may arise from using teeth to castrate sheep.  It’s time to add another questionable practice to the list.

According to MSNBC.com, a recent article in the Journal of Sexual Medicine details the trials and tribulations of a somewhat confused Iranian man who received a very special tattoo that paid homage to his girlfriend.  The tattoo was inked on his penis.

The script of the tattoo reads borow be salaamat, which translates to “good luck on your journeys.”  The text was followed by the first letter of his girlfriends’ surname, M.  The man apparently believes that this was an appropriate way to permanently mark the most sensitive area of his body.

At least the procedure was successful.  Sort of.  The tattoo was inked, but the man is now experiencing a somewhat troubling side-effect: his soldier is now standing at attention and showing no signs of retreat.

And yes, this very disturbing man will never again need to fill a prescription for Viagra.

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